Cancer: A Drama Enthusiast
Suspicious Cancers are champions at creating problems out of thin air. They find the dark side in any situation, no matter how bright it is. Their sensitive nature turns the slightest inconvenience into hours of complaints. A Cancer will be unhappy with the weather, even if it's 25 degrees, sunny, and breezy. They can spend an entire evening recounting a story about how a passerby gave them a strange look. To a Cancer, the world is one big conspiracy aimed at making them miserable.Virgo: The Perfectionist Critic
Virgo men excel at finding flaws. Their inner critic works 24/7 without rest. A Virgo will always find something to nitpick: a too-loud air conditioner, a not-perfectly ironed shirt, or a cup placed incorrectly on the table. Their pursuit of perfection turns life into a constant stream of dissatisfaction, as reality never meets their high standards.Capricorn: A Seasoned Pessimist
Capricorns view the world through glasses tinted with pessimism. These men are always ready to explain why any idea is doomed to fail. They complain about their jobs, even if they hold managerial positions, and they are dissatisfied with their financial situation, even as millionaires. A Capricorn is certain that if something can go wrong, it will.His favorite phrase: 'I told you so,' which he says with grim satisfaction when his pessimistic predictions come true.