Organizes Even When Not Asked
Oh, those magical moments when your favorite socks teleport directly into the drawer, sorted by color, thickness, and year of purchase. You casually tossed them aside in the evening, but by morning, they're washed, ironed, and arranged according to some mysterious system. Heaven forbid you disrupt this order—you're guaranteed a lecture on the importance of space organization.Plans Every Second of Your Life
"How about going to the movies?"—this innocent phrase kicks off a full-scale operation with maps, diagrams, and backup action plans. Virgo prepares for any outing as if it's a Mars landing: calculating all possible traffic scenarios, making a list of potential emergencies, and packing snacks in case of a zombie apocalypse.